Monday, August 9, 2010

Hurrah! Beginnings (v.g.)

Have just finished reading Bridget Jones's Diary and am resolved to write post in similar fashion.

 ? lbs (way too long since weighed self), ? calories (also unknown as never count them), 0 cigarettes (gross), number of times checked phone for missed calls 3 (v.g.)

Have made mistake of telling numerous friends of ambition to be writer. Now, whenever encountered by said friends am asked how writing is progressing to which am forced to respond, "Is not" thereby leading to half hour of ensuing guilt. Am officially self manufactured mess of epic proportions. Need to learn, for first time in life, how to make goals/plan and follow such. Regretting absence of plan-making course in university as would have been v. helpful. However, did graduate with honors and high marks for all the good it's doing now. Am resolved, nevertheless, to begin construction on aforementioned plan today, proposed length of which is four months. Realize is not very long term, but must start somewhere and Rome was not built in day. Have high hopes for endeavor and will start as soon as finished consuming Everything bagel and traversing internet.

Right. Won't be long now.

Felt shrub chickens appropriate

2 comments:

  1. Sounds good! As with all endeavors, beginning with short term goals which are reachable is a good plan! Four months is an adequate time span and will fly by before you know it. Once you've reached the four month goal it'll give you an impetus to carry on! Good luck and my thought and love are with you!

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  2. Ha! I do love Bridget! Now you just need to write a bunch of letters while drunk telling everyone exactly how you feel about them :) Good luck with the writing plan!

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